Need someone quick to write a two page (creative and funny) article NOW

Need someone quick to write a two page (creative and funny) article NOW

Closed - This job posting has been filled and work has been completed.

Job Description

The most important thing is to have humor and wit in this article.

I will supply with you facts and stats - you make it appealing to a general audience.

Topic: Enjoy this Holiday Hall Pass and Indulge Guilt-Free this season and still stay healthy.

The article will be two pages.

I'll pay you $20.

If you want the job and can complete it by tomorrow (November 20th), let me know.

Thanks
Haley

ps. when you reply back, please reply back to "Turkey".